Male Mondays..advice from one guy to another
Published by Liam Ducrot
Guys…look I know what probably brought alot of you to SL. Ive done the keyword search, and the most looked for topic is Second Life sex. Lets not lie to each other you thought hey I can play this game and hook up with chicks. Sure not all of you thought that, but the ones who did I’m talking to you. I see it everyday when I zoom around the grid. A guy standing there looking like thing from The Fantastic Four, his blinging chain, his Rolex watch with the Second Life time displayed over it, in case it was too hard to look in the top corner, hands on his hip, freebie penis hanging from his jeans. Guys the only girls you are attracting like that…well they are probably as feminine as you are.
Before I can even begin to cover the basics on emoting or proper interaction with a member of the opposite gender we have GOT to talk about your looks! Lets start with something really basic..your shape. Yes we all want to appear muscular and well built..but turning yourself into a boulder with a head? Well guys there’s a pretty good tutorial on how to make a decent shape here at What the Fug pay attention to it or sometime some where somebody will put you picture up on a disaster blog.
We covered the shape now we have got to talk about how you are dressing. Would you go out to the club in rl looking like you shopped off the clearance rack at the local good will? Think about that when you are running around Second Life, take a few hours and do some shopping..there are alot of stores out there that offer very nice things for the male AV to wear. Don’t tell me I’m full of it, it’s too hard to find men’s stuff, yeah you may have to look a little harder than you would for women’s fashion, but it is out there, trust me..I had to do it.
Skins guys, skins are critical..you have got to get yourself an upgrade, going out in the default av skin is like going to the bar with acne..sure you can do it, but when your friends are leaving with dates, your gonna be hanging with the lotion bottle if you get my drift. There are a few places a new Avatar can pick up a skin for free, the last time I checked you could shoot over to Belleza and pick up the free males group gift.
Now gentlemen we all know when were going out we have to do something with our hair, run a comb through it, put in a little gel, the rules are the same for the game. Do your hair, there’s alot that you can pick up for a great price, try ETD or Truth to start both of them have a freebie and discount section, and the hair there is nice, I use it myself.
Now when it comes to jewelry I alluded to it earlier talking about your blinging chains and the rolexx’s with the floating time, you can wear it, just spend a little bit of money and get the bling free decorative kind.
Finally guys, unhook the penis, yes it totally sucks being a ken doll and you feel like a part of yourself is missing without it, but would you let the boys dangle out in the fresh air if you were out in public in your real life? I think not, zip up, it doesn’t take long to attach the puppy and whip it out when the time is right, until then, put it the hell away, I don’t need to see your dingaling when Im out dancing or shopping or shooting with my friends, we are not impressed.
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Hahaha hilarious! I hope the next installment is about pick-up lines. I cannot count the number of times a guy avi has walked up to me and asked, “So, wanna f*ck?”
If you could provide some insight into how they could ever think this might be a successful come-on… it’s always been a mystery to me!
LOL, great advice and love it, great job. Look forward to reading the next installment. =)